The Antiquity of Man
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Cambridge creationist
by Mikey Brass
At the end of September 2006, Isabelle and I were quietly going about our shopping in the city centre
when we rounded a corner to see a small crowd gathered around someone
standing on top of a basket and shouting. On closer inspection, our
suspicions were confirmed: it was a young American creationist
attempting to convert shoppers to YEC.
Keep in mind that Cambridge was ruled by the Liberal Democrats and not
Blairs' sidekicks.
There was someone already arguing with the twit. Most of the people who
stopped to see what the fuss was about were people who did not know
creationism but who, given time, saw through the preacher's rants.
That's when it got interesting...
I do not remember precisely what was said to get us involved, but I do
remember yelling out, "That's rubbish!" As we got involved, we moved
closer to the front. I do recall the person arguing walking up to the
preacher and the preacher yelling at him to step back (establishing a
podium of authority, imo). Soon afterwards, said person walked off in
disgust.
We, er, warmed to the matter at hand and opened up with both barrels.
Two others, a doctoral paleontologist and a astro-physicist whose hobby
is theology, then joined the fray. The preacher was forced to admit
everything he said was religious based and that he had no idea what
alleles. He also claimed that God exists because all cultures have a
"morality code" and that missionaries found "cultures which had the Ten
Commandments" (which he later denied he had said). At one point, we four
were applauded by the crowd.
Later, when people lost interest and we were done roasting him, we were
talking with the paleontologist and astro-physicist. During the
conversation, I had my back turned to the preacher's sidekicks. One of
them pulled on my backpack straps; turned around, looked the person up
and down with disdain and turned back round. He pulled my bag back the
second time and the conversation went:
"You called him a liar."
"Yes, he is."
"If you think he is a liar then why did you stop? Go, walk on."
"I am staying."
"Move it! No one forced you to listen. Move it, now!"
"I will stand wherever I damn well please."
"I said leave."
"Bugger off, idiot", turned my back again and left him fuming.
When it comes to the crunch, for all their talk of tolerance and equality, the creationist preachers merely want to dictate behaviour and beliefs on their own personal terms.
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